Wednesday, January 23, 2013
What do you think of..
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If you have any other suggestions feel free to comment it, even if you think it is the stupidest thing in the world..please let it not be "Meatloaf"..
Thanks!
~Jeff~
Monday, January 21, 2013
Snow & Cinderella~The Beginning
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"Snow...I won't let you down.."Cinderella thought as she fell into the depths of sleep.
Cinderella had always had vivid dreams, but none was ever as vibrant as this one.
It was a dark day. Ever since marrying with the prince, the empire crippled slowly. The kind laid on his deathbed with Cinderella at his side. Her son wasn't there.
"The king is on his last breath. He may not make it another day," stated the royal doctor.
Cinderella waved him away. She didn't want to believe the inevitable, but she had to.
"You'll be okay," whispered Cinderella to the dying king.
The honored king died later that day.
It has now been a year since his death. The throne has been given to his son.
"Servant! Get the carriage ready! I am going to visit Snow's palace," commanded Cinderella.
"Yes," replied the servant.
When Cinderella arrived, Snow was there to greet her. Snow shooed the servants away. Cinderella and Snow walked alongside each other in the courtyard.
"How have you been?" inquired Snow.
"Good..the kingdom is now in great prosperity." replied Cinderella.
They heard a quick flap of clothing. Snow grabbed Cinderella and swiftly moved her. Cinderella gasped. Right where she used to be standing, a short blade lay stuck in the stone pathway. Three ninjas came down from the roof above.
"Who are you? Who sent you?" demanded Cinderella.
The masked men in black bowed. "We are skilled warriors of the king. He sent us to make sure both you and Snow perish."
Cinderella's mind was racing. She staggered and fainted. Snow caught her. The ninjas took out their long swords and proceeded to complete their task. Quick to think, Snow threw 3 needles that she was hiding in her sleeve at them. Each individual needle hit each individual ninja in the neck. All of them fell dead.
Pain and confusion filled Cinderella's head.
"Wha..what..happened? questioned Cinderella.
"The king issued for our deaths.." whimpered Snow.
Cinderella never noticed it before, but a musty scent filled the dark cavern she was in.
Cinderella quickly stood up. "So..it did happen. What about the servants? Where are we?"
Snow sighed,"I gave each servant some money and told them to go back to their homeland. We are with the 12 dwarfs. Here, we will be safe..and never age..until this place loses its magic.."
"CINDERELLA!" yelled a voice.
Cinderella woke up, startled.
"Cinderella, the plane landed. We're in Cairo," said Grumpy wearily.
I need to stop thinking about the past, thought Cinderella to herself.
When Cinderella and Grumpy stepped out of the plane, the sun greeted them with a blast of heat.
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How was it?:D
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~Jeff~
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Poll: Most Commonly Used Anti-Virus Program
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~Jeff~
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Saturday, January 19, 2013
Snow White & Cinderella~ The Future
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Cinderella glanced out the window. Her old grandfather clock ticked in the background. The sky darkened in the distance, forming an eerie glow. Ever since her fairy tale gig, she decided to take up in the detective profession.
Cinderella was surprised to find Grumpy, a short, ill-tempered dwarf, when she turned around. Thunder roared outside as rain poured from the heavens.
“Grumpy! What are you doing here?” questioned Cinderella.
“Snow White is missing,”replied Grumpy.
Upon hearing these words, Cinderella raced outside toward Snow's house through the pouring rain. Cinderella arrived at Snow's house dripping wet. Since Cinderella learned a few simple spells from wizard study book, by which she acquired from her fairy godmother, she casted a spell to dry herself. Cinderella opened the door. Inside, she discovered a DVD. She played it in Snow White's television. Snow appeared on the screen.
“If you find this, it means I'm in danger,”spoke Snow.,”I have hidden clues around the house to help you find me.”
The video ended. Cinderella sat there dumbfounded. She noticed a word search on the table with every letter crossed out except 'A','I','C', and 'O'. Cinderella figured this was a clue and stuffed the paper into her pocket. She strode around the house looking for more clues. Cinderella opened the door and the scent of lotus flowers blasted into her face. The strong scent made her eyes water, but she still peered into the room. The only thing interesting in the room was a brightly colored Hawaii poster that read,”RIVERS Hawaii Paradise”. She continued looking. Cinderella saw opened pickle jars with with the word,”Canopic” on it. Grumpy appeared behind Cinderella.
“I saw the video. You found anything yet?” asked Grumpy.
Cinderella told him of the things she saw-and smelled.
Statues of ancient gods, such as Serqet, Zeus, and Vulcan, lined the hallway. A small wax statue stood in their path. Grumpy and Cinderella maneuvered around the figure. The rain cascaded brutally as lighting struck a tree outside. Cinderella felt that she searched enough.
“Seriously? Egypt?” protested Grumpy.
“Yeah. Be quiet. Its going to be a long flight,”asserted Cinderella.
Cinderella sat in the comfy chair of the plane she and Grumpy boarded five minutes ago. She snoozed as the events from earlier today surged its way into her mind.
Not knowing what dangers laid ahead in Cairo for Cinderella, she peacefully drifted off to sleep, just as the plane was easing its way toward the gift of the Nile.
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Yeah..not so great ending..
Here's the poll:
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~Jeff~
Blog Updated..
What do you think of it?
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Thanks for your feedback..
~Jeff~~
Friday, January 18, 2013
My Playlist
The top genres I listen to are Pop & Rap.
Which genre do you listen the most to?
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Here's a list of songs that are in my playlist(in order they appear) with their corresponding artist..enjoy reading.. x3
- We Run the Night~Havana Brown, Pitbull
- Hot~ Inna
- Sexy Bitch~ Akon, David Guetta
- Va Va Voom~ Niki Minaj
- Till the World Ends~ Britney Spears
- Papi~ Jennifer Lopez (a.k.a J-Lo)
- DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again~ Usher, Pitbull
- Break Your Heart~ Taio Cruz
- Dynamite~ Taio Cruz
- We Are Who We Are~ Ke$ha
- Die Young~ Ke$ha
- Beauty & a Beat~ Justin Bieber, Niki Minaj
- Payphone~ Maroon 5, Wiz Khalifa
- Whistle~ Flo Rida
- Dance Again~ J-Lo, Pitbull
- Call Me Maybe~ Carly Rae Jepson
- Wild Ones~ Sia, Flo Rida
- Give Your Heart A Break~ Demi Lovato
- Everybody Talks~ Neon Trees
- Turn Up the Music~ Chris Brown
- Where Them Girls At~ David Guetta, Flo Rida, Niki Minaj
- Gangnam Style~ Psy
- Party Rock Anthem~ Count Dee's Hit Explosion (correct me on this if I am wrong)
- Tik Tok~ Ke$ha
- Gimme More~ Britney Spears
- Radar~ Britney Spears
- International Love~ Pitbull, Chris Brown
- On The Floor~ J-Lo, Pitbull
- Take Over Control~ Afrojack, Eva Simons
- Turn Me On~ Niki Minaj, David Guetta
- I Found You~ The Wanted
- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together~ Taylor Swift
- Glad You Came~ The Wanted
- Chasing The Sun~ The Wanted
- Don't Stop The Party~ Pitbull, TJR
- Back In Time~ Pitbull
- Don't Wake Me Up~ Chris Brown
- Love U Betta~ Neon Hitch
- Blow Me One Last Kiss~ P!nk
- Hello~ Karmin
- Big Banana~ Havana Brown, R3hab, Prophe
- You'll Be Mine~ Havana Brown, R3hab
- Like Money~ Wonder Girls, Akon
- Spread a Little Love~ Havana Brown
- I Can Only Imagine~ David Guetta, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown
- I Cry~ Flo Rida
- Backseat~ New Boyz, The Cataracts, Dev
- Good Feeling~ Flo Rida
- Dance With Me~ Flo Rida, Aaron Carter
- Mr. Saxobeat ~ Alexandria Stan
- Good Time~ Owl City, Carly Rae Jepson
- Domino~ Jessie J
- Better With the Lights Off~ Chris Brown, New Boyz
- Dancin' Around The Truth~ The Stunners, New Boyz
- Anything Could Happen~ Elie Goulding
- S&M~ Rhianna
- Rain Over Me~ Pitbull, Marc Anthony
- Who's That Chick?~ David Guetta, Rhianna
- Tonight I'm Loving You~ Enrique Iglesias, Ludachris, DJ Frank E
- Don't You Worry Child~ Swedish House Mafia, John Martin
- Lights~ Elie Goulding
- Scream & Shout~ Will.I.Am, Britney Spears
- Spectrum~ Zedd, Matthew Koma
- Feel So Close~ Calvin Harris
- Changed the Way You Kissed Me~ Example
- Believe It~ Spencer & Hill, Nada Ali
- Hey Baby~ Pitbull, T-Pain
- Zonin~ New Boyz
- I Don't Care~ New Boyz, Big Sean
- Whenever, Wherever~ Shakira
- The Show Goes On~ Lupe Fiasco
- Hold It Against Me~ Britney Spears
- One More Night~ Maroon 5
- Ass Back Home~ Gym Class Heroes, Neon Hitch
- Both Of Us~ Taylor Swift, B.o.B
- Out of My Mind~ B.o.B, Niki Minaj
- Love the Way You Lie~ Eminem, Rhianna
- Goin' In~ J-Lo, Flo Rida
- Let Me Love You~ Ne-Yo
- Hotel Room Service~ Pitbull
- Have Some Fun~ Putbull, The Wanted
- Give Me Everything~Pitbull, Afrojack, Ne-Yo, Nayer
- Criminal~ Britney Spears
- Drop Dead Beautiful~ Britney Spears, Sabi
- Up N' Down~ Britney Spears
- Mr. Right Now~ Pitbull, Akon, DJ Frank E
- You Make Me Feel~ Sabi, Cobra Starship
- Thrift Shop~ Macklemore, Ryan Lewis
- The Way I Are~ Timaland, Keri Hilson, D-O-E
- C'mon~ Ke$ha
- Headlines~ Drake
- Dirty Picture~ Taio Cruz, Ke$ha
- Hit The Lights~ Jay Sean, Lil Wayne
- Poker Face~ Lady GaGa
- Brokenhearted~ Karmin
- I Like It Like That~ Hot Chelle Rae, New Boyz
- Some Nights~ Fun.
- Let's Go~ Calvin Harris, Ne-Yo
- We Found Love~ Calvin Harris, Rhianna
- We'll be Coming Back~ Calvin Harris, Example
- Right Round~ Flo Rida
- OMG~ Usher, Will.I.Am
- Animal~ Conor Maynard
- Memories~ David Guetta, Kid Cudi
AND THAT'S THE LIST!
Arm/wrist/hand hurts right now..
~Jeff~
Friday, December 21, 2012
Vote for Me Please?
Here: http://fantage007.wordpress.com/fashion-show/vote/
Go to the poll and choose "jesse2253"!
~Jeff~~
Monday, December 17, 2012
I Would Like to Know..
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Thanks!
~Jeff~
Sunday, December 16, 2012
~Poll For All~
Okay..so here is a poll..
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By the way..I hope you didn't chose the "I don't know what the other options are.." because I'm just about to put up the link to what the player and touch is..
iPod Touch: http://www.apple.com/ipod-touch/
Galaxy Player: http://www.samsung.com/us/mobile/mp3-players/YP-G70CWY/XAA
I am allowing people to vote more than once on this poll, so keep on voting on your favorite device to show support!!
I am voting on this poll :33
I notice how Apple make you want their device so badly cause of all the great pictures of them and description..o.O
~Jeff~~
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Polls! Please Vote! :D
Poll Counts End December 8, 2012(Saturday)
So here is what I'm planning when my blog reaches 10,000 views.
Its something rare to be found on this blog.
Very.
Very.
Rare.
So Rare.
That.
Typing.
Like.
This.
Doesn't.
Make.
It.
Better.
A Contest!
What would the prizes be you ask? It will be a sort of CASH prize..No, I'm not going to give you $1,000 per month for life.
Vote in the poll at the end of this post to choose what you want the contest prize to be. If what you want isn't listed, comment it! At least vote the poll still though, you know, the poll items as a 'second choice'. What exactly would you do in the contest? I don't know.. You could comment your ideas if you wish. If I reach 11,000 views by December 15, 2012, I will give out BOTH of the prizes(that is on the poll). I'm probably going to make a 'cash' contest every 10,000 views I get :3
EDIT: I will also check the comments. You can also vote on a suggestion in the comments by clicking the thumbs up button. Please vote at least once in the poll below though (: You may also 'dislike' a comment suggestion.
So here's the poll:
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Thanks!
~Jeff~
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Disscussion: Urban Dictionary's Definitions of Swag..
Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swag
This day was probably inevitable.. when I make a post about swag..or at least the definition of it on Urban Dictionary..
Here's a great definition from UD (Urban Dictionary):
The new generation's alternative word for "cool".
The new generation originally used swag to describe anyone thought to carry themselves in a way considered by some to be sexy / cool.
Note: considered to be retarded by many others.
Now it is used to describe anything thought to be cool, initiating the irk of previous generations and members of the new generation that disagree with new words.
A similar upset arose with "Groovy" v "cool". Groovy disappeared from the majority of vocabularies within 10 years, foreshadowing the fate of swag.
2) Said previous generations acronym to make fun of the new phenomenon. S.W.A.G "Secretly We Are Gay"
"That guy's got swag"
"I have 10x more swag than you do"
"I just fell down, lol. Swag."
"Crush, kill, destroy, swag."
Here's a not so great one..(cuss words are blocked out by me..):
What di*s**ts who think they're cool say. Swag is basically the most overused term, mainly by fa**y "popular kids" who think that teenage angst will get them far in life. These kids have no life, and therefore need to kill themselves. |
There are more bad definitions..
Darrel: You got so much d**k in your a**
A**face Magee: F**k you, SWAG
Random Guy: Why the h**l are you wearing a jean jacket with lime green sweats, an orange plaid shirt, and pink sneakers?
Gay hipster: Cause I have swag. Yolo.
A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little a** kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that sh**'s cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no mother****ing swag. You: 'I got swag.' Me: 'That's because you're a fuc***g retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb a** have swag.' |
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O