Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swag
This day was probably inevitable.. when I make a post about swag..or at least the definition of it on Urban Dictionary..
Here's a great definition from UD (Urban Dictionary):
The new generation's alternative word for "cool".
The new generation originally used swag to describe anyone thought to carry themselves in a way considered by some to be sexy / cool.
Note: considered to be retarded by many others.
Now it is used to describe anything thought to be cool, initiating the irk of previous generations and members of the new generation that disagree with new words.
A similar upset arose with "Groovy" v "cool". Groovy disappeared from the majority of vocabularies within 10 years, foreshadowing the fate of swag.
2) Said previous generations acronym to make fun of the new phenomenon. S.W.A.G "Secretly We Are Gay"
"That guy's got swag"
"I have 10x more swag than you do"
"I just fell down, lol. Swag."
"Crush, kill, destroy, swag."
Here's a not so great one..(cuss words are blocked out by me..):
What di*s**ts who think they're cool say. Swag is basically the most overused term, mainly by fa**y "popular kids" who think that teenage angst will get them far in life. These kids have no life, and therefore need to kill themselves. |
There are more bad definitions..
The most used word in the whole f**king universe. Do**** b**s use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your f****** dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those sh***y hats side way, and your a** hanging out like a f***ing goof cause your pants are half way down your white a** legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, sh***y hats, small p***s and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
A**face Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much d**k in your a**
A**face Magee: F**k you, SWAG
Darrel: You got so much d**k in your a**
A**face Magee: F**k you, SWAG
A stupid, retard excuse used by lame a** thugs and hipsters to justify the bulls**t style and f***ed up color matching they wear.
Random Guy: Why the h**l are you wearing a jean jacket with lime green sweats, an orange plaid shirt, and pink sneakers?
Gay hipster: Cause I have swag. Yolo.
A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little a** kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that sh**'s cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no mother****ing swag. You: 'I got swag.' Me: 'That's because you're a fuc***g retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb a** have swag.' |
Had to block out a few words there..
And there's this one definition..The example is a *favorite*..
"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"
dude: i got hella swag!!
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
Most of the time the definition of a word can be in the sentence in place of that word.
So here's the sentence again, with the definition instead.
dude: i got hella secretly we are gay
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
So see, not much sense there...
What do you think about the word swag?
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That's all I have to say..
Good luck in whatever you need luck at~
~Jeff~
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