Nooooo...

Short post.

Yesterday we made 151 hits..the best ever was 152 hits..JUST NEEDED 2 MORE TO BEAT IT..so close..--.-

Try again next time?

~Jeff~

The Page that Keeps Me laughing..

So on my blog there is a page..I have no idea why, but it is just strange and somewhat funny to me..http://jessefantage.wordpress.com/banner-on-sidebar-not-working/

I made it when I was in a hurry, so that is why it is short..

Short post. Just meant to put that out there. *hint hint..CLICK ON THE LINK C:*

~Jeff~

Page Update..

I updated 2 pages..the Adverti$e one and the page where you can post your blog's link.. Here's the extra details added to the latter page:

I will remove the link to your website if it falls into any of the below categories:

• Blocked by the Chrome, Firefox, or IE browser


• Blocked by McAfee


• Blocked by Bitdefender


• If any security suite says the link is untrustworthy


• If the link you posted is shortened by Bit.ly or any other link shortener (excluding McAfee’s link Shortener)


• If it contains illegal content


• If it contains pornographic content


• If 35%-100% of the side tells lies (e.g Weekly World News is a site that would fall into this category)


• If it contains a large sum of racist content


• If it is a domain for sale
  


• If the website’s main purpose is to phish for accounts, numbers, pin, or any other sort of information

We reserve the right to remove your link even though it may not fall into any of the categories above.

~Jeff~

How..

Okay..I am going through my blog deleting all the spam comments I have approved before/changing the name...I don't need Google to derank me because of spam comments..

And as I was passing by a page..I saw this comment:



 

After reading the name, I was thinking.."HOW DID I MISS THE NAME..."

Right now, feel free to look at the multitude of spam comments on The Keep Your Blog Safe Before Getting Hacked(found under the "Blogs" page) and the Earn Free Ecoins! page.

~Jeff~

 

What do you think of..

this? I am thinking of changing my blog's title, and I came up with a name..*vote in poll*

[polldaddy poll=6851864]

If you have any other suggestions feel free to comment it, even if you think it is the stupidest thing in the world..please let it not be "Meatloaf"..

Thanks!

~Jeff~

Arg...

Okay..I should be starting on a second part to my story already...

Except that I don't really know what should happen next..

MIND GIVING SOME IDEAS?

Thank you.

~Jeff~

The Ad(s) That Doesn't Make Sense

Have you heard that commercial that says, "We'll beat anyone's price or its free!"? If you think about it, there is a thing to this phrase...

Let's say you found a bed at Mattress City(I just made this up at the last moment) for $500, and the store that has the commercial with that phrase(let's call it Larry's) sold the exact mattress for $600. You went to Larry's with proof and everything so the worker will have to beat the price. So, in order to beat the price, Larry's wants to sell that bed to you for $499.99. Technically, they did beat the price, not by much, but nevertheless, Larry's price was cheaper than Mattress City's price. If you're lucky, you might get it for less. When you head on to Larry's, don't be confident that Larry is going to give you a free mattress. You're conversation will probably not go something like..

You: Hey, I found that Mattress City sells this mattress for less, and in your commercial you said that you will beat the price or else give me the mattress for free. SO YOU BETTER GIVE ME A BETTER PRICE OR ELSE!!

Worker: Oh...I completely understand.  I'LL NEVER LOWER THE PRICE FOR YOU, SO YOU CAN GET YOUR A*S A FREE MATTRESS INSTEAD OF PAYING $499.99!!! WE DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY FOR THIS MATTRESS!!!!!!!!

And when you go there, you sorta would expect a free mattress if you can find a place that sells the same mattress for less.

So can you can see in the conversation the the rude worker (as some would say), would be willing to give you a free mattress instead of gaining $499.99 from you. <--I think they would rather take some of your money instead of giving you it for no cost..

I've seen the Magic Tap commercial, and it seems amazing that its hard to not spill milk. I mean, SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE THE PEOPLE HAVE VERY SLOW REFLEXES..THEY KEEP ON POURING AND POURING UNTIL THE TABLE IS ALL WET..

~Jeff~

What's the worst commercial you've seen?

Blog Updated..

Okay..So I changed the theme on this blog to Twenty Twelve(users of this theme-sue me if you want; you didn't create the theme, and it is available for all users of WordPress..).

What do you think of it?

[polldaddy poll=6841408]

Thanks for your feedback..

~Jeff~~

Mᴀᴋɪɴɢ A Sᴛᴏяʏ...

Okay.. I hope this story doesn't turns out to be a fail..

If you want to be in the story, please fill out the form below..

[contact-form][contact-field label='Name' type='name' required='1'/][contact-field label='Email' type='email' required='1'/][contact-field label='Website' type='url'/][contact-field label='Describe Yourself in 1ST PERSON' type='textarea' required='1'/][contact-field label='Describe Yourself in 3RD PERSON' type='textarea' required='1'/][contact-field label='What Do You Want Your Name to be in the Story?' type='text' required='1'/][contact-field label='By Checking%26#x002c; you agree to allow me to use your name in my story. You understand that you may or may not be given an important nor good role. Your partipation in the story is at my own descretion. ' type='checkbox' required='1'/][/contact-form]

I might still use you if you don't fill out the form.. :mrgreen: but the character may be just a slight hybrid of you, and I might/or might not use your 'blogging' name..but just as a note, if your blogging name is something like "jessrnlushistar19que" then II'm not going to name you Slushi, Star, 1, 9, 19, 91, Jess, Rn, or Que because those would be unusual names for a person..

Thanks!

:mrgreen:

~Jeff~~

Those Facebook Comments..

Okay..here's a picture..



Meghan is the one that posted the comment on the top..(total stranger btw..)

Me, Jeff, posted that comment on the bottom. Seriously..I hate these kind of comments(and pictures)..

And what would Austin protect me from? Himself? A donut? Spilled Coke? Someone who is going to give me $1 million??

And Austin failed miserably at spelling butcher...  How does he know I'm reading it? He can't watch all the millions of people on Facebook at the same time. What does "Avi Day" even mean? Seriously..I don't know what he means by that..

~Jeff~

2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.



Here's an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 10,000 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 17 years to get that many views.

Click here to see the complete report.

First~~

Okay..So anyways, I just want to tell people how to bold text in comments..

You add <strong> in between the word(s) that you want bold. Some examples below..(italicized word(s) are the ones where it could be something different. Word/Characters in bold should stay the same..Now to the examples!

<strong> Readers Beware <strong>

<strong> Thanks <strong>

<strong> Woah.. What do you want now? <strong>

Here is what those comments would look like when you publish them..
Readers Beware

Thanks

Woah.. What do you want now?

TADA! Now you can bold your comments and not just the owner (I have not tested it out yet..anyone willing to be a hamster and comment with <strong>?

Okay..

Can you guess my first <strong> website <strong>?

Is it this one? Continue reading please :]

Password for "Disscussion: Urban Dictionary Definition for Swag"

By using the password for the post, you agree and understand that you may be reading inappropriate content and that you should have approved by a parent/guardian if you are under the age of 12, as most words in the post should already be known by a 12 yr. old, so it doesn't really matter. I am not responsible for any influence the words may cause for you, and it is at your sole discretion to use it accordingly. Please note that I do try to not make many posts with inappropriate content, but this is one of those few posts. By "inappropriate content" I am referring the "bad" word(s) that may or may not be present in the post. Some not blocked out words may conflict with religious/personal views. Another warning is present at the beginning of the post, in bold.  It is possible to request that those words would be blocked. View at your own discretion. I am not responsible for any damages, injuries, or groundings inflicted from reading this post. Thank you.*

The Password:

urbanswag

*Okay..the post might not be as serious as mentioned..but still..and btw, if you are wondering, the post does not contain a virus. ;)

¡adiós!

~Jeff~

-Note to all who applied to be an author on my blog-

I noticed recently how most people who fill out the form to be an author, and not accept their author request via email. o.-

Please know that you should also check your spam folder for the email.

Thank you.

~Jeff~

New! Coolified Games

The makers of Coolmath-Games have released their new gaming site! Coolified Games(their newly created website) contain some games that I had played before(but I don't know where I played it; ask Britney) Anyways, those games include Dino Run which(on Coolified Games) can be found at http://www.coolifiedgames.com/arcade-games-dino-run/index.html, Duck Life which can be found at    http://www.coolifiedgames.com/action-sports-games-duck-life-1/index.html, and Bubble Tanks which can be found at http://www.coolifiedgames.com/shooting-games-bubble-tanks-1/index.html

What are you waiting for? Go try out Coolified Games now!

If the above link to Coolified Games does not work, copy and paste this into your broswer: http://www.coolifiedgames.com/

~Jeff~