When I'm Bored and a Knife is Nearby..

*I just want to say right now that it was a pocket knife, not some other knife, and that I meant to fold the pocketknife up before stabbing it on the..

Never mind... you're going to find out in a minute (unless you're one of those slow readers that could only read 1 word every 5000 minutes;this is going to take you a while..)

It all started when I was in a room alone..

I was bored.

Then, I saw the pocketknife! O:

I grabbed it (Note: It was opened, and not closed) because I wanted to fold the knife, but then..

I saw a box (you know one of those boxes where the canned drinks come in with the plastic thing? this was that kind of box..) and so I just decided to poke the knife through the plastic part then fold it. I remember before that there was a Red Bull can there too, except I didn't pay it close attention..

I didn't mean to pierce it, nor have its insides spraying on me..

I stabbed the knife through the plastic, and the knife, which got a mind of its own, when farther down than I intended (or expected) so that it went through the Red Bull can and the drink spewed, some of it which got onto my face..

After killing the can, and realizing my deed, I pull the knife out, and the tip of it was covered with Red Bull energy drink blood.

I cleaned up the mess afterwards..

So lesson here? Don't be a Red Bull can in a box with plastic when I'm bored and just want to close the pocketknife..

~Jeff~