Saturday, February 16, 2013

x) Another Hoax on Facebook

So as you can read before in previous posts where I criticize how unreasonable some chain messages are, here is yet another one. I don't have much to say of this one though, but there is still something, nevertheless.

It reads:
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R.I.P.- They hurt her.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read ou...t the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They . ..moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.

Months later,Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a Carmen Winstead it's actually true

Shit Scared . Dont ignore :O

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Before you go screaming in terror and getting ready to repost the above, finish reading this post. 
Thank you. c:

This one was shared by Britney (Owner of My Random Guide) via Facebook. I am not criticizing her(mainly cause she is a friend), but just what the post says. 

Let's go paragraph by paragraph..


R.I.P.- They hurt her.

I really have nothing to say here..

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read ou...t the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They . ..moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

HOW DOES GETTING INTO SOMEONE'S FACE AND NUDGING THEM TOWARD SOME HOLE HELPS EMBARRASS SOMEONE? AND WHAT SCHOOL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD LEAVE KIDS NEAR AN OPEN MANHOLE..

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

 What kind of person would start giggling when someone falls head first down a manhole? Unless Carmen injected laughing gas at the girls right before she fell down the sewers, these people are TOO heartless.. And I'm pretty sure there would be someone seeing all of this..and probably stepping in to help.


All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

 I don't get how nobody saw all this happen. Its like they are at a school for the blind.. And the teacher seems pretty brainless too.. I'm pretty sure if anyone that was in a sewer covered in muck, pushed down, had a twisted neck, and face cover in blood would not be moving. Its pretty much expected. BUT WAIT... Her body was lying at the bottom in the muck and poop. MEANING, it was not possible for her neck to snap from landing on the concrete, because it never was on the concrete in the first place. And the teacher saw her head, which takes away the possibility that head went through the muck and hit the concrete.  

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.

So..the police believed the words from girls at a school. (._.) One of the stupidest thing I've ever heard..
They might as well be trusting some random guy off the street who looks like and smell like an innocent homeless man that recently robbed a bank but claims to not robbing a bank, even though everyone was there to see it.

I can't believe there were no witnesses. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. I'M SURE THIS ISN'T A SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND..


Months later,Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

Depending on the state, there would already be horrible consequences if you did manage to push somebody down the sewer, and killing them. I really got nothing to say to this one. Wouldn't these emails get into the spam folder? I've broken the next paragraph into smaller sections.


A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off.


Why is it only the mom. Always just the mom. Never a dad. Seriously. 


One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. 

 Carmen doesn't seem exactly as the nice type either. I think she deserved to fall down that hole. I mean, "But the killing didn't stop there"... Have she heard of karma?


More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.


Carmen is sure the revengeful type, huh? Carmen might as well kill everyone then, because nobody believe her story. Also by doing this, Carmen might as well be killing everyone anyways, because who knows if one of these "people" would grow to find the cure for cancer..then it will be ALL Carmen's fault for ruining it. She's a selfish person. No doubt about it. And "According to legend". Which means that the story IS fake, or highly exaggerated. This paragraph is kind of repetitive, because when you are paralyzed, you can't move. ._. And also because of the sink, drain thing. And what if I DON'T EVER go to sleep? How is she gonna get me then? Huh? HUH? "Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off." Seems like a harsh punishment for not believing someone.  WHAT IF I DON'T SCREAM IN HORROR? WHAT THEN, BITCH*. 

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
This part is just random. It never mentioned bullying someone will lead to Carmen being obsessed about your skin. She has major problems.

FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

AGAIN..WHAT IS UP WITH THIS ONLY HAVING MOMS. I'm surprised the police hadn't seen a pattern yet. People who only have moms that die in a sewer after loud noises and found without a face because of a psycho face-addicted ghost. 

 Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

True? ITS A FREAKING URBAN LEGEND. NOT REAL. ONLY DUMBASSES FALL FOR THIS (No offense to you who fell for this). Its not even said by trusted news sources. Only from jerks who claim that this is real just to see your reaction.  

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a Carmen Winstead it's actually true

Shit Scared . Dont ignore :O

 
Its not true. The end. 

Here's two websites I found on the subject: 

This one is especially nice, because it uses the same propaganda (but they probably didn't mean it; it was probably there just to make a point) used in all regular chain letters: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/ghoststories/a/carmen_winstead.htm

And here is the other one. This one is also good, because it points out how this chain letter brings fear. : http://philsadvice.com/carmen-winstea

~Jeff~
  

*By "BITCH" I was referring to Carmen, and not you, the reader. 


1 comment:

  1. Wow....the person who made this thing up has obviously read the first chapter of "The Dead End"(The best very short book ever made)

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